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Welcome to Containment Breach Simulation Epsilon-33, part of Area-33’s Training Scenario Module.  You will be prompted to access one of three virtual reality simulations.  Grading is compulsory.  At the end of the simulation, you will be given a standard 5 hour rest period.  It is recommended that all personnel recovering from simulation procedures refrain from drinking liquids during this time to avoid ████████████ ██████ and from exposure to loud noises.

[Containment Breach Scenario A]

After working closely with SCP-1048 in a hands-on fashion for some time since its recapture and transfer from Site-24, you find it wandering the halls of Sub-Level 2.  With it is a variation of SCP-1048-A, now classified as SCP-1048-D.  This variation resembles a teddy bear similar in size and shape to SCP-1048, but it is made entirely out of coarse human hair and skin.  The hair is vaguely reminiscent of black, dense, chest or under arm hair.   Attempts to touch it will cause SCP-1048-D to emit a high pitched scream and immediately attempt to hug the person it encounters.  Once it begins to scream, it will cause any area, organic or otherwise, that it touches to suddenly grow the same coarse hair that covers it.  While not immediately life threatening, the hair is incredibly itchy and can be a suffocation  hazard if it covers airways.  Once it has latched onto a person, subject will need to be taken apart manually.  Note:  Attempts to do this will cause blades to dull quickly as they sprout hair. You must not only attempt to subdue SCP-1048-D, but contain it as well to end the simulation.  You will be scored on how many personnel die during the containment of SCP-1048-D as well your psychological analysis of the procedure at the end of this scenario.

[Containment Breach Scenario B]

SCP-1247 has just been transferred to Site-33 but a mix up in containment procedures has allowed it to roam the halls of Sub-Level 3, in the Humanoid Containment Unit (HCU), for the last 24 hours.  While in the HCU mess hall, SCP-1247 was observed by the janitorial staff shrieking at the top of its lungs and climbing up onto one of the tables after it removed the metal steam cover from its plate of chicken nuggets and chili cheese fries.  When you enter the area, SCP-1247 is hysterical and brandishing the steam cover like a shield and a butter knife like a weapon.  Your mission is to calm SCP-1247 down before Amir Kirkwood, head of Security, can arrive on site of ongoing disturbance, SCP-1247 can hurt itself or others, and return SCP-1247 to its Containment Unit.  Bonus points will be scored for a thorough investigation of the containment breach.  Note:  In this scenario, it is possible to encounter other Class: Safe Humanoid SCPs enjoying an evening meal.

[Containment Breach Scenario C]

A practical joker has left SCP-342 on your desk or in your locker.  It has taken the form of a first class Amtrak train ticket departing from 30^th Street Station in Philadelphia for up to four people, terminating at a specific city you have wished to visit for quite some time.  Along with the ticket is a notice informing you that your vacation time has been approved.  Given your training, you know that this train ticket is in fact an SCP breaching containment. Will you alert your supervisor, take your chances with the ticket, try to investigate who allowed the containment breach, or pass on the joke?  This is the most intense scenario and will be graded harshly.  Class-C amnesiacs may be requested at the conclusion of this procedure to  avoid future psychological trauma as a result.